KoL Item List from Clan Otori

Number	Name	Type	Area	Description
1	Seal-Clubbing Club	Weapon	The Sewer	This is a club used to club seals. You could probably club other things with it, too.
2	Seal Tooth	Usable	The Sewer	This is the tooth from a baby seal. It's like a smaller version of the tooth from an adult seal.
3	Helmet Turtle	Hat	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a turtle, which for some reason doesn't mind being worn as a helmet.
4	Scroll Of Turtle Summoning	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a scroll which, when read, summons turtles to do the bidding of the reader.
5	Pasta Spoon	Weapon	The Sewer	This is a pasta spoon, weapon of choice of the Pastamancers.
6	Ravioli Hat	Hat	The Sewer	This is a hat fashioned from an oversized ravioli.
7	Saucepan	Weapon	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a saucepan, which can be used to beat something about the head and neck. Unless that something doesn't have a head and/or a neck, in which case it could be used to beat it about whatever passes for a head and neck in its particular case.
8	Spices	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a can of secret and mysterious spices. It could be used to give something a secret and/or mysterious flavor.
9	Disco Mask	Hat	The Sewer	This mask allows you to disco dance like a pro. And by pro, I mean pro-fessional disco dancer.
10	Disco Ball	Usable	The Sewer	This is a disco ball, which can be used to liven up a disco party.
11	Stolen Accordion	Ranged Weapon	The Sewer	This is an accordion, which you stole from someone, you big jerk.
12	Mariachi Pants	Pants	The Sewer	This is a pair of pants you stole from a mariachi. You stole his pants because he didn't have an accordion. He didn't have an accordion because a different Accordion Thief had already stolen it from him.
14	Moxie Weed	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a small weed, which when eaten, makes you more Moxious.
15	Strongness Elixir	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	When consumed, this elixir increases your Strongness.
16	Magicalness-In-A-Can	Usable	The Demon Market	This is a can of aerosol Magicalness. When you spray it on yourself, you become more Magical.
17	Spicy Noodles	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a bowl of noodles, which has been cooked with spices. The spices make the noodles spicier.
18	Tortoise's Blessing		Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is a blessing received form a giant sea tortoise. You're not quite sure what it's for.
19	Asparagus Knife	Weapon	The Haunted Pantry	This is a knife you got from a can of asparagus. It's sharp, and will make the pee of anything you stab with it smell funny.
20	Kentucky-Style Derby	Hat	The Demon Market	This is a derby, which looks like it probably came from Kentucky.
21	Sweet Ninja Sword	Weapon	Multiple, Format Coming	Dude, that is one sweet ninja sword. Where'd you get it, man?
22	Studded Leather Boxer Shorts	Pants	The Demon Market	This is a pair of studded leather boxer shorts. There are studs on the outside -- is there one on the inside?
23	Chewing Gum On A String		The Demon Market	This is a wad of chewing gum on the end of a long string. It'd be perfect for fishing things out of a sewer.
24	Ten-Leaf Clover	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	Man. This has got to be just about the luckiest thing you've ever seen.
25	Meat Paste	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a sticky paste made out of meat. It could be used to stick two things together.
26	The Dolphin King's Map (Once Only)	Usable	The Haunted Pantry	This is a map given to you by the Dolphin King. He claimed that it leads to treasure. You're not sure if you trust him.
27	Spider Web	Combat Item	The Sleazy Back Alley	This is the web from a spider. It's sort of sticky, and it smells like spiders.
28	Really Sticky Spider Web		Inventory - Combine	This is like a spider web, only even stickier.
29	Really Really Sticky Spider Web		Inventory - Combine	This is like a really sticky spider web, only even stickier. Still smells like spiders, though.
30	Big Rock		The Thatch-Roofed Casino	This is a big rock.
31	Seal-Toothed Rock		Inventory - Combine	This is a big rock with a seal's tooth fastened to it.
32	Bjorn's Hammer	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a hammer modeled after the weapon of Bjorn, the most legendary of Seal Clubbers.Seals flee in terror before the wielder of this fearsome weapon.
33	Snorkel	Hat	The Demon Market	This is a snorkel. For the purposes of this game, you can use it to breathe underwater.
34	The Dolphin King's Crown (Once Only)	Hat	Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is the crown that was worn by the Dolphin King before he was killed by tuna fishermen.
35	Knob Goblin Scimitar	Weapon	The Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob	This is a curved sword used by the Knob Goblins. And trust me -- you don't want to know what they use it for.
36	Knob Goblin Tongs	Weapon	The Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob	This is a set of tongs used by the Knob Goblins during barbecues. The tongs are pretty heavy.
37	Viking Helmet	Hat	The Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob	You've been viking again, haven't you? I can tell by your helmet.
38	Knob Goblin Pants	Pants	Multiple, Format Coming	These are pants crafted by Knob Goblin seamstresses.
39	Pretty Flower	Usable	PvP	This is a beautiful flower.
40	Casino Pass		The Demon Market	This is a pass, with which one can gain entrance to the Thatch-Roofed Casino.It's also good for one free drink.
41	Ice-Cold Beer	Booze	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a can of Sir Schlitz, the beer that made the Kingdom of Loathing famous. Mmmmm. Sir Schlitz.
42	Hermit Permit		The Demon Market	This is a permit which allows you to make a pilgrimage to see the Hermit who lives beyond The Spooky Forest.
43	Worthless Trinket		Multiple, Format Coming	You're not quite sure what this is, but you're sure it has no value.
44	Worthless Gewgaw		Multiple, Format Coming	You're not quite sure what this is, but you're sure it has no value.
45	Worthless Knick-Knack		Multiple, Format Coming	You're not quite sure what this is, but you're sure it has no value.
46	Wooden Figurine		The Hermitage	This is a like a wooden figure, only smaller.
47	Hot Buttered Roll	Food	The Hermitage	This is, as its name implies, a hot buttered roll. It looks delicious.
48	Heart Of Rock and Roll		Inventory - Combine	Somehow, the combination of a big rock and a hot buttered roll has produced this living, beating heart. It's sort of gross, actually.
49	Bowl Of Cottage Cheese	Food	The Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob	This is a bowl of cottage cheese. If you like cottage cheese, it looks pretty good. If you don't, it doesn't.
50	Rock and Roll Legend	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This accordion rocks. Enough said.
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants	Pants	The Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob	These are the finest pants that have ever been made. I mean, damn, Gina. These pants so fine, in the 16th Century.
52	Banjo Strings		The Hermitage	These are strings from a banjo. One of them is quite a bit shorter than the others, but they all possess similar levels of twang.
53	Stone Banjo	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a banjo made out of a big rock. You'd think it'd be easy to come up with a clever way to describe this, but you'd be wrong.
54	Disco Banjo	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is the Disco Banjo, legendary weapon of the Disco Bandits. Lay down the boogie, and play that funky music 'til your enemies grovel before you.
55	Jabanero Pepper		The Hermitage	This is one of the hottest peppers you've ever seen. Just thinking about it makes your mouth hurt.
56	Heavy Hot Sauce		Inventory - Cook	This is a sauce made from gravel and jabanero pepper juice. It's heavy, and it's hot. That's why it's called ?heavy hot sauce.?
57	5-Alarm Saucepan	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a saucepan filled with the spiciest sauce imaginable. The merest whiff of the fumes from this pan is enough to bring even the most ferocious opponent to his or her (or its) knees.
58	Turtle Factory		Inventory - Combine	This is a big rock with a hole in it. From the hole in the rock, there pours an endless stream of tiny, angry snapping turtles.This is one of the weirdest things you've ever seen.
59	Slingshot	Ranged Weapon	The Demon Market	This is a fairly straightforward slingshot. You can use it to shoot rocks at things, or presumably to shoot things at rocks, provided that the things are relatively small.
60	Turtleslinger	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a slingshot which fires an endless stream of tiny, angry snapping turtles.This weapon is as terrifying as it is impractical.
61	Fortune Cookie	Usable	The Hermitage	This is a fortune cookie, manufactured by HNSTY (pronounced with an 'NSTY'.)It smells lemony and Nethack-esque.
62	Oriole-Feather Headdress (Once Only)	Hat	The Toot Oriole	This is a headdress made from the feathers of the Toot Oriole.
63	Action Figure Head (Once Only)		The Toot Oriole	This is the head from a broken Mighty Bjorn action figure
64	Action Figure Body (Once Only)		The Toot Oriole	This is the body of a broken Mighty Bjorn action figure.
65	Mighty Bjorn Action Figure (Once Only)		Inventory - Combine	This is a repaired Mighty Bjorn action figure. The Toot Oriole will be glad to see this.
66	Golden Twig		The Hermitage	This is a golden twig. The Oriole would probably dig it.
67	Spaghetti With Rock Balls		Inventory - Combine	This is some spaghetti, into which has been crumbled a huge rock.It doesn't look appetizing, but it looks dangerous.
68	Pasta Of Peril	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a contraption which could best be described as ?a gravel-filled spaghetti catapult.? It's as dangerous as it is implausible.
69	Newbiesport? Tent	Usable	The Demon Market	This is a basic tent. If you put it up at your campsite, you'll be slightly less vulnerable to attacks from other players.
70	Bar Skin		The Spooky Forest	This is the pelt from a big bar.
71	Wooden Stakes	Weapon	The Spooky Forest	These are some wooden stakes. They could probably be used for slaying a number of vampires. Or perhaps for other things.
72	Barskin Hat	Hat	The Spooky Forest	This is a cap made from the hide and tail of a bar. It's as stylish as it is warm.
73	Barskin Tent	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a tent made from the skin of a bar. It's pretty tough, and the fur makes it pretty comfortable, too. An outdoorsman is you!
74	Spooky Temple Map	Usable	The Spooky Forest	This is a map which tells you how to get to the Spooky Temple, deep within The Spooky Forest.
75	Spooky Sapling	Usable	The Spooky Forest	This is a sapling from The Spooky Forest. It twitches with magicalness. You can feel it trying to grow larger.
76	Spooky-Gro Fertilizer	Usable	The Spooky Forest	This is a can of fertilizer spray. It radiates a faint magical aura. It's funny how many things radiate a faint magical aura.
77	Spooky Stick	Weapon	The Spooky Forest	This is a stick from a tree in The Spooky Forest. It's pretty heavy. You could probably whack some stuff with it pretty effectively.
78	Pretty Bouquet	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a bouquet of pretty flowers from The Campground.
79	Bugbear Bungguard	Pants	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a pair of pants formerly owned by a bugbear. The pants fit you perfectly. Is there something you'd like to tell us?
80	Fairy Gravy		The Haiku Dungeon	This is an enchanted tureen of Fairy Gravy. It smells delicious -- magically delicious.
81	Ice-Cold Beer	Booze	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a can of Willer. When you come home after a hard day of adventuring, it's Willer Time!
82	Rusty L-Shaped Piece Of Metal		The Haiku Dungeon	This is a rusty piece of metal, shaped like an L. The name of the item pretty much entirely describes it.
83	Crusty L-Shaped Piece Of Metal		The Haiku Dungeon	This is a crusty piece of metal shaped like an L. The crust on it is also shaped like an L.
84	Locked Orcish Meat Locker		The Haiku Dungeon	This is an Orcish locker full of meat. Unfortunately, it's locked, so all of the meaty goodness stays inside.
85	Empty Orcish Meat Locker	Usable	Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is an empty meat locker. You could probably use this to store meat at your campsite.
86	T-Bone Key	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a key shaped like a T. It's made out of two things which were shaped like Ls.
87	Meat From Yesterday		The Haiku Dungeon	This meat is so dry. It's from yesterday.
88	Meat Stack		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a stack of highly compressed meat.
89	Sword Hilt		The Meatsmith	This is the hilt of a sword. Well, it's not the hilt of a sword yet, but it will be once you make a sword using it.
90	Helmet Recipe	Usable	The Meatsmith	This is a recipe which tells you how to cook up a sturdy (and tasty) meat helmet.
91	Pants Kit		The Meatsmith	With the pants kit (cuffs and a belt) you can make snazzy pants.
92	Meatsmithing Guide	Usable	The Meatsmith	This is a pamphlet which explains the basic principles of meatsmithing.
93	Basic Meat Sword	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is your basic meat sword.
94	Basic Meat Pants	Pants	Inventory - Smith	This is a fairly straightforward pair of pants, made out of meat.
95	Basic Meat Helmet	Hat	Inventory - Smith	This is an ordinary helmet made of meat. As if such a thing could be described as ordinary.
96	Bling-Bling	Accessory	The Haiku Dungeon	Yo, this bling-bling be phat. In the hizzouse.
97	Pimpin' Meat Hat	Hat	Inventory - Combine	This hat be stylin'. Nobody best be steppin' to you while you're wearing it. Yeeah.
98	Dried Face		The Spooky Forest	This is a face, which is very dry.
99	Meat Face		Inventory - Combine	This is a face made of meat. It's cute.
100	Lifeless Meat Doll		Inventory - Combine	This is a doll made of meat. It's not very animated. What manner of magicalness could liven it up?
101	Meat Golem	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a Meat Golem. It will more than likely do your bidding.
102	Spooky Shrunken Head		The Spooky Forest	This shrunken head is spooky, man. It's like it's grinning and staring at you.
103	Spooky Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a staff made out of a spooky stick and a spooky shrunken head. The overall effect is... spooky.
104	Spooky Scarecrow	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a scarecrow made out of a Spooky Skull, a Spooky Stick, and some stakes. The stakes are decidedly non-spooky.
105	Bowl Of Lucky Charms	Food	The Spooky Forest	This is a bowl of Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious, and deliciously magical.
106	Ketchup	Food	The Hermitage	This is a bottle of ketchup. It's different from catsup.
107	Catsup	Food	The Hermitage	This is a bottle of catsup. It's different from ketchup.
108	Big Stick	Weapon	The Meatsmith	This is a big stick. With a little work, it could probably be made into a staff.
109	Crossbow String		The Meatsmith	This is a string which could be used to turn something into a crossbow. Funny how that works.
110	Basic Meat Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a regular old meat staff.
111	Basic Meat Crossbow	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a run-of-the-mill crossbow made of meat.
112	Meatloaf Helmet	Hat	Inventory - Combine	This is a helmet made of meatloaf. Mmmmm. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this hat (but you won't do that.)
113	Dripping Meat Sword	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This meat sword is infused with ketchup. Or catsup. And it's very drippy.
114	Dripping Meat Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This staff is soaked with ketchup (or catsup.) It's moist and delicious.
115	Dripping Meat Crossbow	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a moistened crossbow. It's been moistened with ketchup (or catsup, who knows.)
116	Bugfinder Blade (Jick)	Weapon	Jick	This is a very powerful and mysterious sword. Its power is exceeded only by its mystery. It is bestowed upon the Champion Bugfinders of the land.
117	Gnollish Plunger	Weapon	Degrassi Knoll	This is the plunger favored as a weapon by the Gnolls of Degrassi Knoll.
118	Spring		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a spring. Springy!
119	Sprocket		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a sprocket. Sprockety!
120	Cog		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a cog. Despite all of its asprirations, it will remain a cog.
121	Sprocket Assembly		Inventory - Combine	This assembly is made out of a sprocket and a spring.
122	Cog and Sprocket Assembly		Inventory - Combine	This assembly is made out of a cog and a sprocket assembly (which is made out of a sprocket and a spring.)
123	Gnollish Flyswatter	Weapon	Degrassi Knoll	This is a flyswatter used by the Gnollish Flyslayers of Degrassi Knoll.
124	Empty Meat Tank		Degrassi Knoll	This is a meat tank with no meat in it. Why, if there's no meat in it, is it called a meat tank? The world may never know.
125	Full Meat Tank		Inventory - Combine	This is a meat tank which is full of meat. There's no question as to why this is called a meat tank.
126	Meat Engine		Inventory - Combine	This is an engine which runs on meat. It's fueled-up and ready to go (somewhere) or do (something.)
127	Gnollish Autoplunger	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a Gnollish Autoplunger. It can be used to quickly unclog toilets, or to lay a foul-smelling smack down on someone or something.
128	Sticky Meat Pants	Pants	Inventory - Smith	This is one sticky pair of meat pants. Stylish, man. Stylish.
129	Gnollish Nunchaku (Retired)	Weapon	Degrassi Knoll	This is a pair of Gnollish numb-chucks. Nun-chucks. Noon-chocka.
130	Enchanted Eyepatch	Hat	Inventory - Combine	This is an eyepatch, which is just full to the brim with enchantment. Hoo-wee is this eyepatch enchanted.
131	Frilly Skirt	Pants	Degrassi Knoll	This is a really cute skirt.
132	Meat Maid Body		Inventory - Combine	This is the body of a meat maid. It's maid to order just for you. Sorry. They maid me do it. Ha! Maid you look! Anyway, it'll never get ahead in the janitorial arts if it doesn't get a head.
133	Certificate Of Participation (Once Only)	Usable	The Toot Oriole	This Certificate proclaims that you are a legitimate participant in the adventuring community of The Kingdom of Loathing.Hang it proudly in your campsite!
134	Bitchin' Meat Car		Inventory - Combine	This is one bitchin' meat car, man. This thing'll be great for going down to the shore. You could even run over some old lady, one night at the county fair, and probably not even get arrested (because your dad's the Mayor.)
135	Sweet Rims		The Hermitage	Man. Check out the chrome on those babies. Those are some sweet rims.
136	Tires		Degrassi Knoll	These are some tires you got from a Gnollish Tirejuggler. They're too big to juggle, but maybe you could find some other use for them?
137	Dope Wheels		Inventory - Combine	Check out these wheels, homes. Nice tires, nice rims -- the ladies are really gonna dig these.
138	Ice-Cold Six-Pack	Accessory	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a delicious six-pack of Sir Schlitz, the beer that made the Kingdom of Loathing famous.
139	Valuable Trinket		The Tropical Paradise Island Getaway	This is a poorly made little trinket, but since it comes from Distant Lands, it's pretty valuable here.
140	Dingy Planks		The Hermitage	This is a stack of planks of dingy wood. The dinge would probably make them watertight.
141	Dingy Dinghy (Once Only)		Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is a dinghy, which is made of dingy planks. It's not pretty, but it's seaworthy.
142	Anticheese		The Distant Lands Dude Ranch Vacation	This isn't so much a wedge of cheese as a hole in space the same shape as a wedge of cheese. It doesn't weigh much.
143	Cottage	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a cozy little cottage. You could probably put this up at your campsite.
144	Stone Of eXtreme Power (Retired)		The Distant Lands Dude Ranch Vacation	This stone is very magical. Shiny, too!
145	Barbed-Wire Fence	Combat/Usable Item	The Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort	This is a barbed wire fence from Distant Lands. This'd probably be pretty useful in defending your campsite.
146	Dinghy Plans (Once Only)	Usable	The Shore Inc.	This is a set of blueprints that tell you how to make a dinghy. Now if you just had some planks...
147	eXtreme Meat Sword	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This meat sword is to the limit.
148	eXtreme Meat Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This meat staff is to the limit.
149	eXtreme Meat Crossbow	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This crossbow is to the limit.
150	The Scalp Of Gorgolok (Once Only - Class Based)	Hat	The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	This is the scalp of Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal. It's got some of his teeth attached to it, too.Here's hoping it will do you more good than it did him.
151	Elder Turtle Shell (Once Only - Class Based)	Hat	The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	This is the shell of one of the ancient order of Elder Turtles, untimely ripped from his brutally slain corpse.It retains his strength and determination.
152	The Colander Of Em-er'il (Once Only - Class Based)	Hat	The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	This is one of the legendary colanders from the kitchen of Em-er'il, the founder of the Guild of Pastamancers.Its kung-fu is strong.
153	Ancient Saucehelm (Once Only - Class Based)	Hat	The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	This is one of the Saucehelms of yore. Now it's yores.
154	Disco 'Fro Pick (Once Only - Class Based)	Weapon	The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	This is a pick for the maintenance and adornment of your 'fro. It is imbued with the Moxie of countless generations of Disco Bandits.
155	El Sombrero De Lopez (Once Only - Class Based)	Hat	The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	This is the hat which was until recently worn by Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi.Now it's worn by you, you Moxious avenger you.
156	Guild Application (Retired)		The Council Of Loathing	This is an application to one of the Professional Guilds of Loathing. You should take it to the Council in the Seaside Town.
157	E-Z Cook Oven	Crafting Item	The Demon Market	This is an E-Z Cook Oven. A baker is you!
158	Gnollish Pie Tin		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a pie tin used by Gnollish bakers to bake pies. Gnollish pies.
159	Wad Of Dough	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a wad of dough. It's hard to describe it in much more detail than that.
160	Pie Crust		Inventory - Cook	This is a pie crust. If you put something tasty in it and cook it, it will more than likely become a pie.
161	Ghuol Egg	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is an egg from a ghuol. Bet you didn't even know they laid eggs.
162	Ghuol Egg Quiche	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a delicious-smelling quiche made from a ghuol egg.
163	Skeleton Bone	Weapon	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a bone from a skeleton. As opposed to all of those other kinds of bones.
164	Smart Skull	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a skull with glasses. It would probably be pretty smart, if only it wasn't empty.
165	Skewer		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a simple wooden skewer. You could probably cook stuff on it.
166	Ghuol Ears		Multiple, Format Coming	These are the ears from a ghuol. They're pretty meaty. Y'know, as far as ears go.
167	Ghuol-Ear Kabob	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a skewer of roasted ghuol ears.
168	Bone Rattle		Inventory - Combine	This is a skull attached to a bone, with some pebbles in it to make it rattle. This would probably appeal to a very large, very morbid baby.
169	Bugbear Beanie	Hat	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a beanie made from the skin of a bugbear. Sadly, it lacks a propellor.
170	Lihc Eye		Multiple, Format Coming	This is the eye from a lihc. It's funny, because you can't remember the lihc actually having eyes while you were fighting it.
171	Lihc Eye Pie	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a pie made from the eyeball of a lihc. It smells pretty magical.
172	Gnoll Lips	Usable	Degrassi Knoll	This is the set of lips from a Gnoll. He wasn't using them anymore.
173	Taco Shell		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a crispy taco shell. You could probably fill it with something and cook it to make a tasty taco. And by ?probably,? I mean"definitely." "174
175	Uncooked Chorizo	Food	Fernswarthy's Tower	This is chorizo -- spicy ground pork. It's not cooked yet.
176	Disembodied Brain	Usable	Fernswarthy's Tower	This is a brain in a jar. It appears to be pretty well-preserved.
177	Brainy Skull	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a smart skull with a brain in it.
178	Detective Skull	Hat	Inventory - Combine	This is a talking skull. It's pretty smart, and it uses its powers of deduction to solve mysteries. Talking to it will probably provide all sorts of useful information.
179	Chorizo Taco	Food	Inventory - Cook	Mmm. A delicious chorizo taco. It's spicy and nutritious.
180	Ice-Cold Fotie	Booze	The Orcish Frat House	This is an ice-cold fotie-ouncer of Olde Loathingish.
181	Baseball	Combat/Usable Item	The Guano Junction	This is a baseball, which used to be part of a baseball bat. This baseball a been a bery bery good to you. Some kid would probably like this.
182	Batgut		Multiple, Format Coming	This is the gut from a bat. That's why they call it a batgut. If it were the gut from something else, they'd call it a somethingelsegut.
183	Bat Wing		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a wing from a bat. It seems surprisingly meaty.
184	Briefcase	Usable	The Bat Hole Entryway	This is a briefcase. I wonder what's inside...
185	Fat Stacks Of Cash		Inventory - Use Specific Item	These are some fat stacks of cash. Too bad you can't spend cash in the Kingdom of Loathing.Oh well. Maybe somebody else can use it for something.
186	Enchanted Bean	Usable	The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow	This is a bean, but it's not an ordinary bean -- it's enchanted! Of course, all of the beans in the Kingdom of Loathing are enchanted, so I guess it actually is an ordinary bean.
187	Loose Teeth	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a handful of human teeth. They appear to have gnashed their last.
188	Bat Guano	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is some guano from a bat. They say in some cultures, they make pottery out of this stuff. That sounds pretty nasty to me.
189	Guano Coffee Cup		Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is a coffee cup made out of bat guano.It's about as nasty as you expected it to be.
190	Guild Pants (Retired)	Pants	The Council Of Loathing	Note: Guild Pants were given to adventurers when they beat the Boss Bat. In early summer of 2003 they were replaced by the Batskin Belt, which dropped alongside the Boss Bat Bandana. (MaxDemian)
191	Boss Bat Bandana (Once Only)		The Hole In The Sky	This is the bandana formerly worn by the Boss Bat.
192	Batskin Belt (Once Only)		The Council Of Loathing	This is the belt given to you by the council after slaying the Boss Bat. It doesn't even have a buckle. What a bunch of cheapskates.
193	Birthday Candle (Unimplemented)	Usable	Unimplemented	This is a birthday candle, which will provide a very small amount of light for a very short amount of time.
194	Mr. Accessory	Accessory	The Mr. Store	This is an accessory. A pretty nice one, too. This item is bestowed upon those groovy individuals who see fit to contribute $10 or more to the maintenance and development of the Kingdom of Loathing.
195	eXtreme Nose Ring	Accessory	Inventory - Combine	This nose ring is pretty eXtreme.
196	Disassembled Clover	Usable	Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is a ten-leaf clover from which the leaves have been pulled. It doesn't seem nearly as lucky this way.
197	Rat Whisker		The Typical Tavern	This is the whisker from one of the rats who lives beneath The Typical Tavern.
198	Rat Appendix		Multiple, Format Coming	This is the appendix from a rat. It's squishy.
199	Shiny Ring (Once Only)	Accessory	The Typical Tavern	This is a ring which is both shiny and magical.
200	Rat Appendix-Kabob	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a skewer with several chunks of roasted rat appendix on it. Smells delicious.
201	Bat Wing Kabob	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a kabob made out of a skewered bat wing. It looks pretty tasty.
202	Carob Chunks	Food	The Hippy Camp	These are some chunks of carob. Some people use these instead of chocolate. You've never understood those people.
203	Herbs		Multiple, Format Coming	These are herbs, fresh from some hippy's garden.
204	Carob Chunk Cookies	Food	Inventory - Cook	These are cookies made with some chunks of carob. They're edible, but just barely.
205	Secret Blend Of Herbs and Spices		The Hippy Camp (In Disguise)	This is a secret blend of herbs and spices. It's the kind of thing that's probably been in somebody's family for generations.
206	Piercing Post		The Hippy Camp	This is a post for making handmade jewelry.
207	Hippy Herbal Tea	Beverage	Inventory - Cook	This is herbal tea. It's probably made of chamomile, or jasmine, or some other kind of hippy crap.
208	Patchouli Incense Stick	Usable	The Hippy Camp	This is a stick of foul-smelling patchouli incense.
209	Wad Of Tofu		The Hippy Camp	This is a wad of tofu. It would be like meat, if it were at all like meat.
210	Feng Shui For Big Dumb Idiots	Usable	The Hippy Camp	This is a book which illustrates the principes of the ancient art of Feng Shui using very short, very simple sentences.
211	Decorative Fountain	Usable	The Hippy Camp	This is a tiny water fountain with some stalks of bamboo growing in it.
212	Windchimes	Usable	The Hippy Camp	This is a set of metal windchimes.
213	Filthy Corduroys	Pants	The Hippy Camp	This is a pair of filthy corduroys. It's filthy because it came from the wardrobe of a filthy, filthy hippy.
214	Filthy Knitted Dread Sack	Hat	The Hippy Camp	This is a filthy knitted sack, which can be used by a filthy hippy to contain his or her filthy, filthy dreadlocks. You still don't know what the colors mean. Red, black, and green.
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix		The Hippy Camp	This is a box of Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix. Hippies sure seem to use a lot of this stuff.
216	Carob Brownies	Food	Inventory - Cook	These are some brownies with chunks of carob in them. Nasty, with a capital N.
217	Herb Brownies	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	These are some brownies with some herbs mixed into them. Seems sort of suspicious.
218	Hemp Bracelet	Accessory	The Hippy Camp	This is a bracelet made of hemp. It's got a spot where you could probably weave things into the hemp.
219	Necklace Chain		The Hippy Camp	This is a chain of fine metal, out of which a necklace could be made. Of course, making handmade jewelry makes you seem like a hippy.
220	Gnoll Teeth		Degrassi Knoll	These are teeth from a Gnoll. They'd look good on a necklace.
221	Gnoll-Tooth Necklace	Accessory	Inventory - Combine	This is a necklace made out of Gnoll teeth. Pretty intimidating.
222	Phat Turquoise Bead		The Hippy Camp	You know what your wrist needs? A big phat turquoise bracelet.
223	Phat Turquoise Bracelet	Accessory	Inventory - Combine	This is a phat bead, man. Like, groovy.
224	Eyepatch	Familiar Equipment	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a regular old eyepatch. You'd wear this if you only had one eye, or if you were dressing like a pirate. Arrrr.
225	Tofu Casserole	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a casserole made out of tofu. There are very few things out of which a more disgusting casserole can be made.
226	Can Of Red Minotaur	Beverage	Unimplemented	This is a can of Red Minotaur energy drink.
227	Kentucky-Fried Meat Sword	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a meat sword infused with a secret blend of herbs and spices. Mmmmm.
228	Kentucky-Fried Meat Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a meat staff infused with a secret blend of herbs and spices. Mmmmm.
229	Kentucky-Fried Meat Crossbow	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a crossbow infused with a secret blend of herbs and spices. Mmmmm.
230	Dead Guy's Watch	Accessory	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a dead guy's watch. Wearing this will probably help you get places on time.
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	Combat/Usable Item	The Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show	This is a jar of Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent -- guaranteed to cure all of life's ills.This item will heal a small number of hit points.
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	Combat/Usable Item	The Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show	This is a can of Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment -- guaranteed to cure all of life's ills.This item will heal a moderate number of hit points.
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	Combat/Usable Item	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a tin of Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm -- guaranteed to cure all of life's ills.This item will heal a moderate number of hit points.
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	Combat/Usable Item	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a bottle of Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir -- guaranteed to cure all of life's ills.This item will heal a goodly number of hit points.
235	Bigger Bugfinder Blade (Jick)	Weapon	Jick	This is an even more powerful and mysterious sword. Its power is exceeded only by its mystery, even more so. It is bestowed upon the Champion Bugfinders of the land.
236	Cocktailcrafting Kit	Crafting Item	The Demon Market	This is a kit which contains everything you need to concoct delicious cocktails.
237	Bottle Of Gin	Booze	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a tiny airline-sized bottle of gin. The Orcish Frat Boys must've gotten this from some other dimension.
238	Bottle Of Vodka	Booze	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a tiny airline-sized bottle of vodka. The Orcish Frat Boys must've gotten this from some other dimension.
239	Orcish Baseball Cap	Hat	The Orcish Frat House	This is a baseball cap formerly worn by an Orcish Frat Boy. Even having this in your inventory makes you feel like a jerk.
240	Orcish Cargo Shorts	Pants	The Orcish Frat House	This is a pair of cargo shorts formerly worn by an Orcish Frat Boy. It's got lots of pockets, perfect for storing your cheat sheets and Rohypnol.
241	Homoerotic Frat-Paddle	Weapon	The Orcish Frat House	This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.
242	Orange	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is an orange. It's orange.
243	Grapefruit	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a grapefruit. It's fruit, but it's nothing like a grape.
244	Grapes	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a bunch of wild grapes. Or maybe they're domesticated grapes. I forget.
245	Olive	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a big, plump, juicy green olive. Few things are as similar to a big, plump, juicy green olive as this is.
246	Tomato	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a tomato. If you're anything like me, you probably don't like tomatoes. If you're anything like Dan Quayle, you probably can't spell ?tomatoes.?
247	Fermenting Powder		The Demon Market	This is a little bit of magical powder that will cause things to ferment at a greatly accelerated rate.
248	Salty Dog	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a delicious glass of gin and juice, with salt around the rim.
249	Bloody Mary	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a delicious Bloody Mary. It's not quite as spicy as it could be, but it's still part of a complete breakfast.
250	Screwdriver	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is your basic screwdriver. If you'd made it with Milk of Magnesia instead of orange juice, it'd be a Phillips Screwdriver.
251	Martini	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is your basic martini. Gin and an olive.
252	Bloody Beer	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a half beer, half tomato juice concoction.
253	Shot Of Orange Schnapps	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a shot of fermented orange juice. You could probably drink 50 of these. No, wait, no you couldn't.
254	Shot Of Grapefruit Schnapps	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a shot of fermented grapefruit juice. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
255	Fine Wine	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a bottle of fine wine, from the Flachtweide Wecker vineyards. That's what the bottle says, at least.
256	Shot Of Tomato Schnapps	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a shot of fermented tomato juice. You can think of nastier things than this, but you can't think of many.
257	Extra-Spicy Bloody Mary	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a Bloody Mary with a kick. Actually, two kicks. First it kicks you in the mouth, then it kicks you in the head.
258	Dense Meat Stack		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a very dense stack of meat.
259	Whitesnake Skin		Whitey's Grove	This is a set of metal windchimes.
260	White Castle Fries	Food	Whitey's Grove	White Castle fries only come in one size.
261	White Castle Burger	Food	Whitey's Grove	This is a tiny White Castle hamburger. It looks greasy and delicious.
262	Piece Of Wedding Cake	Food	Whitey's Grove	Here comes the bride -- down your gullet!
263	White Chocolate Chips	Food	Whitey's Grove	This is a jar of moonshine. It smells like hillbillies and turpentine.
264	White Chocolate Chip Cookies	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a handful of white chocolate chips. These are so much better than regular chocolate chips that words cannot even describe them.
265	White Satin Pants	Pants	Whitey's Grove	This is a white sword. It's like an ordinary sword, only white. Ordinary swords are not white.
266	White Lightning	Booze	Whitey's Grove	This is a white picket fence. This would look just perfect at your campsite.
267	Mullet Wig	Hat	Whitey's Grove	This is a wig of hair that's long in the back and short on top. Looking at this gets a Bon Jovi song stuck in your head
268	Meat Cowboy Hat	Hat	Inventory - Combine	This is a cowboy hat, made of meat, with a snakeskin hatband. Stylish, pardner.
269	White Sword	Weapon	Whitey's Grove	This is the skin from a whitesnake. Rock on.
270	White Picket Fence	Usable	Whitey's Grove	This strange object appears to be a white dot, which could not, no matter how hard you tried, be separated into any smaller pieces. Curious.
271	Enchanted Barbell	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a barbell which has been imbued with a powerful magic spell. A few minutes with this and you'll be noticeably stronger.
272	Concentrated Magicalness Pill	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a pill which contains a tremendous amount of concentrated Magicalness.
273	Giant Moxie Weed	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a huge Moxie weed. It's not wee, it's not not-so-wee, it's friggin' HUGE!
274	Familiar-Gro? Terrarium	Usable	The Demon Market	This is the roomy and affordable Familiar-Gro Terrarium. Turn your home or campsite into a breeding grounds for all manner of helpful creatures!
275	Mosquito Larva	Familiar	The Spooky Forest	This is the larva of a mosquito. It's very tiny, but with some tender loving care (and perhaps a terrarium,) it could develop into a full-fledged mosquito.)
276	Leprechaun Hatchling	Familiar	Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is a just-hatched leprechaun. If you put it in a terrarium, it'll probably mature very quickly.
277	Extra-Strength Strongness Elixir	Usable	The Daily Dungeon	This elixir will make you stronger. So you can drink more elixir. So you can get stronger. So you can drink more elixir. So you can get stronger...
278	Jug-O-Magicalness	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This jug contains a liquid. The liquid contains Magicalness.
279	Suntan Lotion Of Moxiousness	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a bottle of enchanted suntan lotion. It will increase your Moxie by giving you an attractive, even tan, with no burning.
280	Pick-O-Matic Lockpicks		The Daily Dungeon	This is a set of lockpicks. You can pick your locks, and you can pick your friends, and with these, you'll be able to pick your friends' locks.
281	Gasmask (Retired)	Hat	The Daily Dungeon	This will protect you from all noxious fumes, with the exception of any noxious fumes that come from inside your own head.
282	Boris's Key		The Daily Dungeon	This is the key to the Shrine of Boris, in the Big Mountains.
283	Jarlsberg's Key		The Daily Dungeon	This is the key to the Shrine of Jarlsberg, in the Big Mountains.
284	Sneaky Pete's Key		The Daily Dungeon	This is the key to the Shrine of Sneaky Pete, in the Big Mountains.
285	Walrus-Tusk Earring	Accessory	The Daily Dungeon	This is an earring made out of the tusk of a walrus. It's very heavy, and would probably stretch your ear out if you tried to wear it.
286	Ring Of Half-Assed Regeneration	Accessory	The Daily Dungeon	When you're wearing this ring, you'll slowly heal over time. Sort of.
287	Boris's Ring	Accessory	The Daily Dungeon	This is one of the rings worn by Boris, the legendary warrior of the Times of Old. Some of his spirit lives on within it.
288	Potato Sprout	Familiar	The Daily Dungeon	This is a potato sprout. It's wriggling around a lot.
289	Jarlsberg's Earring	Accessory	The Daily Dungeon	This is one of the earrings worn by Jarlsberg, the most powerful Chef-Mage of the Times of Old.It positively oozes Mysteriousness.
290	Sneaky Pete's Breath Spray	Accessory	The Daily Dungeon	This is a can of breath spray once carried by Sneaky Pete, the most Moxious of the Thieves of the Times of Old. Some of his Moxie must've rubbed off on it.
291	Can Of Maces	Ranged Weapon	The Daily Dungeon	This is a spray can filled with tiny maces. Ouch!
292	Rubber Axe	Weapon	The Daily Dungeon	This is an axe made of rubber. It's surprisingly heavy. You could use it to cleave someone's skull, or to axe someone something.
293	Chef's Hat	Hat	The Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob	This is a chef's hat. It's white and puffy.
294	Pail (Retired)	Hat	The Daily Dungeon	This is an ordinary metal pail.
295	Demonskin Trousers (Retired)	Pants	The Daily Dungeon	This is a pair of pants made of demonskin. It's red, and warm to the touch, even when not being worn.
296	Dungeoneer's Dungarees	Pants	The Limerick Dungeon	This is a pair of dungarees, specially designed for the discriminating dungeoneer. They're as fashionable as they are protective. Which is to say, not very.
297	Tamarind-Flavored Chewing Gum	Usable	South Of The Border	You're not even sure this stuff is chewing gum. It's got a hard sugar coating over a wee tiny bit of some mildly squishy substance. You're not convinced that being chewy and gummy automatically make something chewing gum. I mean, pencil erasers fall into that category. Except for the sugar part.
298	Lime-and-Chile-Flavored Chewing Gum	Usable	South Of The Border	You're not even sure this stuff is chewing gum. It's got a hard sugar coating over a wee tiny bit of some mildly squishy substance. You're not convinced that being chewy and gummy automatically make something chewing gum. I mean, pencil erasers fall into that category. Except for the sugar part.
299	Pickle-Flavored Chewing Gum	Usable	South Of The Border	You're not even sure this stuff is chewing gum. It's got a hard sugar coating over a wee tiny bit of some mildly squishy substance. You're not convinced that being chewy and gummy automatically make something chewing gum. I mean, pencil erasers fall into that category. Except for the sugar part.
300	Jaba?ero-Flavored Chewing Gum	Usable	South Of The Border	You're not even sure this stuff is chewing gum. It's got a hard sugar coating over a wee tiny bit of some mildly squishy substance. You're not convinced that being chewy and gummy automatically make something chewing gum. I mean, pencil erasers fall into that category. Except for the sugar part..
301	Flat Dough	Usable	Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is a wad of dough which has been smashed flat.
302	Knob Sausage	Food	The Cobb's Knob Kitchens	This is a delicious sausage prepared by the Knob Goblins.
303	Knob Mushroom	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a tasty mushroom, of a variety which grows only in the depths of Cobb's Knob. You should hang out with this mushroom. It's a fungi.
304	Dry Noodles		Multiple, Format Coming	These are dry noodles. There is nothing clever which can be said about them.
305	Knob Goblin Harem Pants	Pants	The Cobb's Knob Harem	This is a pair of pants formerly worn by a Knob Goblin Harem Girl.They make you feel like an unnatural woman.
306	Knob Goblin Harem Veil	Hat	The Cobb's Knob Harem	This is a veil formerly worn by a Knob Goblin Harem Girl.
307	Knob Goblin Perfume	Usable	The Cobb's Knob Harem	This is a bottle of perfume from the Knob Goblin Harem. If you put it on, it will make you smell like a Knob Goblin Harem Girl.
308	Knob Goblin Elite Helm	Hat	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a helmet like the ones worn by the elite guard of Cobb's Knob.
309	Knob Goblin Elite Pants	Pants	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a pair of pants like the pants worn by the Knob Goblin Elite Guard.
310	Knob Goblin Elite Polearm	Weapon	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a polearm like the ones used by the Knob Goblin Elite Guard.
311	Beans		The Cobb's Knob Treasury	This is a bag full of dried beans.
312	Knob Goblin Visor	Hat	The Cobb's Knob Treasury	This a visor worn by the Knob Goblin Bean Counters. It's green, it's translucent, and it positively oozes Moxie.
313	Crown Of The Goblin King (Once Only)	Hat	The Cobb's Knob King's Chamber	This is the crown which was worn by the now-deposed King of Cobb's Knob. This is much better than that crappy Dolphin crown.
314	Bean Burrito	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a delicious burrito made with beans. It's a little bland, but still good.
315	Spicy Bean Burrito	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a bean burrito which has been kicked up a notch. BAM!
316	Insanely Spicy Bean Burrito	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a bean burrito which has been made so spicy that it's almost inedible.
317	Enchanted Bean Burrito	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is like an ordinary bean burrito, only enchanted.
318	Spicy Enchanted Bean Burrito	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is an enchanted bean burrito which has been kicked up a notch. BAM!
319	Insanely Spicy Enchanted Bean Burrito	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is an enchanted bean burrito which is spicier than any other enchanted bean burrito you've ever seen.
320	Bat Haggis	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a haggis made out of some batgut. It looks tastier than some of the other haggis (haggises?) you've seen, but that's not saying much.
321	Menudo	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a soup made out of spicy intestines. You've seen more disgusting soups than this, but not very many.
322	Goat Cheese	Food	The Goatlet	This is cheese made from goat's milk. What will they think of next?
323	Plain Pizza	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a pizza with nothing on it -- not even cheese.
324	Sausage Pizza	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a pizza with big chunks of sausage on it. Mmmmm.
325	Goat Cheese Pizza	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a pizza with goat cheese on it. It smells good.
326	Mushroom Pizza	Food	Inventory - Cook	This is a pizza with mushrooms on it.
327	Goat	Familiar	Inventory - Combine	This is a baby goat. Isn't he cute, with his little beard and everything?
328	Bottle Of Whiskey	Booze	Multiple, Format Coming	This is an airline-sized bottle of whiskey. Mmmm. Whiskey.
329	Goat Beard	Hat	The Goatlet	This is the beard from a goat.
330	Glass Of Goat's Milk	Beverage	The Goatlet	This is a glass of milk.The milk came from a goat. The goat came from the Mountains. You don't know where the glass came from.
331	White Canadian	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a delicious drink made of vodka and goat's milk.
332	Lemon	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a lemon. It's shaped exactly like a lemon.
333	Lime	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a lime. Like a lemon, it's shaped like a lemon. Unlike a lemon, it's a lime.
334	Sabre Teeth	Weapon	The Goatlet	These are a couple of sabre teeth. They're big, nasty, and pointy.
335	Sabre-Toothed Lime Cub	Familiar	Inventory - Combine	This is a baby sabre-toothed lime.
336	Consolation Ribbon (Jick)	Accessory	Jick	This is a crappy white consolation ribbon. Oh well. At least you won something.
337	Big Ol' Trophy (Jick)		Jick	This is a big shiny trophy. How proud you must be to have won this!
338	Tenderizing Hammer	Crafting Item	The Meatsmith	This is a meat tenderizing hammer, used in the craft of Meatsmithing.
339	Cobb's Knob Lab Key (Once Only)		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a key to the laboratories deep within Cobb's Knob.
340	Knob Goblin Steroids	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a single does of the steroids preferred by the Knob Goblin Elite Guard. It will give you a significant temporary boost to your strength, at the cost of some Moxie.
341	Knob Goblin Love Potion	Usable	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a potion used by the girls of the Knob Goblin Harem. It will temporarily boost your Moxie, at the cost of a few Strongness.
342	Knob Goblin Stink Bomb	Combat Item	The Cobb's Knob Laboratory	This small bomb, when lit, will unleash the stench of a dozen Knob Goblins.
343	Knob Goblin Sharpening Spray	Usable	The Cobb's Knob Laboratory	This is a one-use spraycan full of a patented weapon-sharpening formula devised by the Knob Goblin Mad Scientists. It will temporarily increase the damage you deal with melee attacks.
344	Knob Goblin Seltzer	Combat/Usable Item	The Cobb's Knob Laboratory	This is a fizzy beverage concocted by the Knob Goblin Mad Scientists.It will restore a moderate number of MP when drunk.
345	Knob Goblin Superseltzer	Combat/Usable Item	The Cobb's Knob Laboratory	This is an extremely fizzy beverage concocted by the Knob Goblin Mad Scientists. It will restore a large number of MP when drunk.
346	Scrumptious Reagent		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a substance with mystical properties which allow it to combine with many food items to make a variety of sauces and salves. It can only be used by powerful Saucerors.
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	Combat/Usable Item	The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm	This is a can of Dyspepsi-Cola, one of the two indistinguishable frontrunners in the Kingdom of Loathing Cola Wars.
348	Cold Ninja Mask	Hat	The Lair Of The Ninja Snowmen	This is the mask of a Ninja Snowman. It's very cold. Brrrrrrr.
349	Icy Katana Hilt		The Lair Of The Ninja Snowmen	This is the hilt of a katana. The only interesting thing about it is that it's very very cold. So don't stick your tongue to it. And stop making that face.
350	Hot Katana Blade		Multiple, Format Coming	This is the blade of a katana. The only thing interesting about it is that it's really really hot. So be careful with it. And wipe your nose.
351	Icy-Hot Katana	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This Katana is both as cold as ice (and willing to sacrifice your love) and too hot to handle (now yes around.)
352	Ninja Hot Pants	Pants	Multiple, Format Coming	This is an N followed by a G. You're not exactly sure how to pronounce it.
353	Frigid Ninja Stars	Combat Item	The Lair Of The Ninja Snowmen	This is a set of three throwing stars of the sort used by the Ninja Snowmen. They're ice-cold and deadly accurate.
354	Frozen Nunchaku	Weapon	The Lair Of The Ninja Snowmen	This is a set of nunchaku which will make your hands numb, Chuck. Get it? Numb-chucks?
355	eXtreme Scarf	Hat	The eXtreme Slope	This is an eXtreme scarf. It's red, with little white eXtreme reindeer knitted into it. This thing will keep you wicked warm.
356	Snowboarder Pants	Pants	The eXtreme Slope	This is a pair of pants which has somehow learned how to snowboard.
357	Mountain Stream Soda	Combat/Usable Item	The eXtreme Slope	This is a can of Mountain Stream soda. It's pretty fizzy, and it's pretty eXtreme.
358	Gr8ps	Food	The eXtreme Slope	These are like normal grapes, only more eXtreme!
359	T8r Tots	Food	The eXtreme Slope	These are crunchy and delicious t8r snacks, filled with eXtreme carbohydr8s.
360	Miner's Helmet	Hat	Itznotyerzitz Mine	This is a helmet taken from a 7-Foot Dwarf Miner. It's got a nifty light on the front of it.
361	Miner's Pants	Pants	Itznotyerzitz Mine	This is a pair of the special pants worn by 7-Foot Dwarven Miners. Why do you need special pants to work in a mine? You just do, all right?
362	7-Foot Dwarven Mattock	Weapon	Itznotyerzitz Mine	This is a 7-Foot Dwarven Mattock. It's used to mine things. By the miners. In the mines. The Dwarves are 7 feet tall, not the Mattock.
363	Linoleum Ore		Itznotyerzitz Mine (In Disguise)	This is a good-sized chunk of linoleum ore, fresh from the living rock.
364	Asbestos Ore		Itznotyerzitz Mine (In Disguise)	This is a big chunk of asbestos ore, fresh from the living rock.
365	Chrome Ore		Itznotyerzitz Mine (In Disguise)	This is a big, shiny chunk of chrome ore, fresh from the living rock.
366	Linoleum Sword Hilt		Inventory - Smith	This is a sword hilt which has been fortified with linoleum. It's as sturdy and as fragrant as the kitchen floor.
367	Linoleum Stick		Inventory - Smith	This is a big stick which has been fortified with linoleum. Solid.
368	Linoleum Crossbow String		Inventory - Smith	This is a crossbow string that has been fortified with linoleum. It's as strong and as flexible as a bodybuilding acrobat.
369	Asbestos Sword Hilt		Inventory - Smith	This is a sword hilt coated in asbestos. It's even more resistant to fire than a normal sword hilt.
370	Asbestos Stick		Inventory - Smith	This is a big stick coated in asbestos. It's considerably more flame-retardant than a normal wooden stick, which is to say more than not at all.
371	Asbestos Crossbow String		Inventory - Smith	This is a crossbow string coated with asbestos. No amount of friction wil ever ignite this baby.
372	Chrome Sword Hilt		Inventory - Smith	This is a sword hilt coated in shiny chrome. This would make a sword of particular interest to both warriors and raccoons.
373	Chrome Stick		Inventory - Smith	This is a big stick coated in shiny chrome. You've seen some shiny sticks in your day, but this takes the cake. The, uh, cake which is awarded to the shiniest stick.
374	Chrome Crossbow String		Inventory - Smith	This is a crossbow string coated in shiny chrome. It's as shiny and as flexible as some aluminum foil. Make that slightly shinier and slightly less flexible.
375	Linoleum Meat Stack		Inventory - Smith	This is a dense meat stack fortified with linoleum. It smells like meat on the floor of the bathroom.
376	Asbestos Meat Stack		Inventory - Smith	This is a dense meat stack fortified with asbestos. The hottest barbecue in the world couldn't touch this stuff.
377	Chrome Meat Stack		Inventory - Smith	This is a dense meat stack coated with shiny chrome. It's the shiniest and most valuable thing you can imagine. Except for a slightly bigger chrome meat stack.
378	Linoleum Sword	Weapon	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a linoleum sword. It's easy to clean, and with proper care, will last a lifetime.
379	Linoleum Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a linoleum staff. What's long, hard, and smells like linoleum? This.
380	Linoleum Crossbow	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a linoleum crossbow. The twang of its string signals doom for all who oppose you.
381	Asbestos Sword	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is an asbestos sword. It's sharp enough to cut the wind, and it's flame-retardant enough to cut fire. It could probably also cut earth and water, but for different reasons.
382	Asbestos Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is an asbestos staff. It radiates asbestosy magic.
383	Asbestos Crossbow	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is an asbestos crossbow. It's Extraordinarily Moxious.
384	Chrome Sword	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a chrome sword. It's so shiny that it alters the very fabric of space and time. It alters it so much that you'll get three extra adventures per day when you've got it equipped.
385	Chrome Staff	Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a chrome staff. It's so shiny that it alters the very fabric of space and time. It alters them so much that you'll get three extra adventures per day when you've got it equipped.
386	Chrome Crossbow	Ranged Weapon	Inventory - Smith	This is a chrome crossbow. It's so shiny that it alters the very fabric of space and time. It alters them so much that you'll get three extra adventures per day when you've got it equipped.
387	Fuzzy Dice (Once Only)	Familiar	The Shore Inc.	What's fuzzy and has twelve sides? These things. Or, I suppose, some sort of fuzzy dodecahedron. But definitely these things.
388	Yeti Fur		The Icy Peak	This is the fur from a yeti. It's dirty, and it smells like rotting yeti meat, but it's otherwise unremarkable.
389	Meaty Helmet Turtle	Hat	Inventory - Smith	This is a helmet turtle that's been meated up a bit. Bulkier turtle better protection.
390	Asbestos Helmet Turtle	Hat	Inventory - Smith	This is a turtle whose shell has been plated with asbestos and meat. It's wicked tough, and flame-retardant.
391	Linoleum Helmet Turtle	Hat	Inventory - Smith	This is a turtle whose shell has been plated with linoleum and meat. It's mad tough.
392	Chrome Helmet Turtle	Hat	Inventory - Smith	This is a turtle whose shell has been plated with chrome and meat. It's hella tough, and hella shiny.
393	Penguin Skin		Multiple, Format Coming	This is the skin from a penguin, which has had all of the feathers removed. This would probably make a nice pair of tuxedo pants.
394	Yak Skin		T3h L33t Tr4pz0r	This is the skin of a yak. It's thick and hairy.
395	Hippopotamus Skin		T3h L33t Tr4pz0r	This is the skin of a hippopotamus. This reminds you of a haiku:hippopotamusantihippopotamusannihilation
396	Penguin Shorts	Pants	Inventory - Smith	These are shorts made of penguin skin. There wasn't enough skin to make long pants. These allow you to slide around pretty quickly on your ass.
397	Yakskin Pants	Pants	Inventory - Smith	These are some really thick, really hairy pants. Other than being thick and hairy, they're pretty unremarkable.
398	Hippopotamus Pants	Pants	Inventory - Smith	This is a pair of pants made out of hippopotamus skin. They make your ass feel as tough as a hippopotamus. And a hippopotamus is pretty tough, believe me.
399	eXtreme Mittens	Accessory	The eXtreme Slope	This is a pair of eXtreme mittens. They'll keep your hands eXtremely warm, without interfering with that which separates you from the animals -- your lack of razor-sharp claws.
400	Roll Of Drink Tickets	Usable	The Orcish Frat House (In Disguise)	This is a roll of tickets, each of which is good for one free drink at The Orcish Frat House.
401	Knob Kitchen Grab-Bag	Usable	The Cobb's Knob Kitchens	This is a grab bag from the kitchens of Cobb's Knob. It differs from other bags in that it can be grabbed.
402	Swashbuckling Pants	Pants	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	These are the sort of pants worn by a swashbuckler. If you need some swashes buckled, or maybe some buckles swashed, look no further than whoever's wearing these pants. Unless it's you, because you have no idea how to do either of those things.
403	Stuffed Shoulder Parrot	Accessory	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a stuffed parrot with a strap for mounting it on your shoulder. Ahoy, matey.
404	Acoustic Guitarrr	Usable	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a guitarrr. It used to belong to a pirate. He probably used it to play songs about the starrrs, and how farrr he was from his favorite barrr. Because, y'know, he had a pet barrr back on shore.
405	Sunken Chest	Usable	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a sunken chest, ostensibly full of pirate booty. It appears to be sealed pretty securely.
406	Pirate Pelvis		The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is the pelvis of a pirate. Alas, it no longer posesses any booty. Arrr.
407	Pirate Skull	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a pirate skull. Actually, it's just a skull with an eyepatch on it, and a brain inside. And a pirate's ghost inside it. So I guess it really is a pirate skull, from a certain point of view. From a certain point of view?
408	Spooky Pirate Skeleton	Familiar	Inventory - Combine	This is a spooky pirate skeleton. It doesn't look very comfortable. To sit on, I mean, It's all bony and would probably injure your booty.
409	Vial Of Patchouli Oil	Combat Item	The Hippy Camp (In Disguise)	This is a vial of the nastiest-smelling substance known to man -- essential oil of patchouli. You might say it's the vilest vial of all the vile vials you've ever reviled. But if you said that, somebody would probably slap you for not being funny.
410	Sk8board	Accessory	The eXtreme Slope	This is a rad sk8board. You could kick ass much faster on this.
411	Charrrm		The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a tiny metal charrrm, shaped like a skull and crossbones. A ?Jolly Roger,? if you will. If you won't, then it's shaped like a skull and crossbones.
412	Barrrnacle	Familiar	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a barrrnacle. It's, y'know, a Crustacean. Which means that it's from Crustacea. I've heard Crustacea is a nice place to visit, but not during the Spring.
413	Charrrm Bracelet	Accessory	Inventory - Combine	This bracelet makes you pretty charrrming. That's due to the charrrm on it.
414	Crowbarrr	Weapon	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a crowbarrr from The Obligatory Pirate's Cove. The pirates probably used it to pry open chests to get to the booty inside. Or the chestnuts. Because sometimes the chests contained chestnuts. The pirates were usually pretty disappointed when this was the case. To avoid such disappointment, you should only use this crowbarrr to smite your enemies. Or to crack open your chestnuts.
415	Leotarrrd	Pants	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a leotarrrd from The Obligatory Pirate's Cove. When you're wearing this, you're not going anywhere, Gilbert.
416	Safarrri Hat	Hat	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	This is a hat which certain pirates wear when they go on safari. They also wear them back at the gentlemens' club when they go on and on about what happened to them on their safari.
417	Henna Tattoo	Usable	The Hippy Camp (In Disguise)	This is a henna tattoo. The design supposedly has some sort of tribal significance. Or maybe it's Japanese or something. Anyway, putting it on might make something Magical happen. You never know.
418	Arse-A'Fire Elixir	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This is a potent potion made from a very hot pepper. Drinking this'll make you feel like you've had a capsaicin busted in your ass.
419	Orangish Aphrodisiac	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This is a powerful aphrodisiac made from the juice of an orange. It's orang-o-tangy, and expeditious.
420	Grapefruit Juice Of Powerful Power	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This is a potion made from grapefruit juice. Drink it, and you'll be as Strong as a grapefruit, as Magical as a grapefruit, and as Moxious as a grapefruit. Moreso, actually, in all three cases.
421	Wrath Serum	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This serum will make you wrathful. Drink it. Become vengeance, man. Become wrath.
422	Drab Potion	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This potion contains a drug which makes things so boring that your mind shuts down for a while. In the meantime, all of your mental energy is converted to physical energy. In other words, your Strongness and Magicalness are swapped. Do I have to spell it
423	Tomato Smoothie	Usable	Inventory - Cocktail	This is a smoothie, and it's made of tomatoes. That's why they call it a tomato smoothie. It'll make you smooth. As smooth as silk. Smoother, actually, but it has the curious side effect of making you exactly as Magical as you were Moxious before you drank it.
424	Cosmic Lemonade	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This is a glass of lemonade. The ?lemon? part comes from a lemon, and the ?ade? part comes from outer space. This would probably make you feel pretty magical for a while if you drank it.
425	Equilibrium Juice	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This is a potion made up of the concentrated essence of equilibrium and stability. Oh, and lime. Can't forget the lime.
426	Potion Of Temporary Gr8ness	Usable	Inventory - Cook	This potion will make you feel gr8 for a while. If you and some other people drank this, and then a cartoon tiger saw you, he'd probably say something along the lines of ?They're gr8!? Then you could beat him up and steal his jaunty bandana.
427	Box	Accessory	Multiple, Format Coming	This is the box from a something-in-the-box. It's got a lid, and a crank.
428	Nothing-In-The-Box		Inventory - Combine	You've seen some hot pants in your lifetime, but none as hot as these.
429	Beanbag Chair	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a beanbag chair. It looks pretty comfortable, in a creepy 70s sort of way.
430	Acid-Squirting Flower	Accessory	The "Fun" House	This is your run of the mill squirting flower, only filled with powerful acid. While you're wearing this, anybody who steps to you is sure to get a facefull of pain.
431	Clown Shoes	Accessory	The "Fun" House	This is a pair of big red clown shoes. Do you belive in magic? These shoes certainly do.
432	Bloody Clown Pants	Pants	The "Fun" House	This is a pair of bloody clown pants. Believe me -- you don't want to know how the blood got there.
433	Long Skinny Balloon		The "Fun" House	This is a long, skinny balloon. By itself, it has very little value. But twisted up with other balloons...
434	Balloon Helmet	Hat	Inventory - Combine	This is a helmet made of balloons that have been twisted together. It provides better head protection than you might expect.
435	Balloon Sword	Weapon	Inventory - Combine	This is a sword made out of balloons. Its turn-ons include helium and bopping enemies on the head. Its turn-offs include just about anything pointy.
436	Balloon Monkey	Familiar	Inventory - Combine	This is a monkey made of balloons. It looks restless. And it doesn't like the sound of those drums.
437	Chef Skull		Inventory - Combine	This is a brainy skull that knows how to cook. This might come in handy, if you had something to put it in...
438	Chef-In-The-Box	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a chef's skull in a jack-in-the-box. It'd look pretty nice at your campsite, and it could probably help you out with your cooking.
439	Bartender Skull		Inventory - Combine	This is a skull which is also a bartender. It's not, strictly speaking, the skull of a bartender, which is what the name might lead you to believe. The name is very sorry about any confusion this may have caused.
440	Bartender-In-The-Box	Usable	Inventory - Combine	This is a bartender skull in a jack-in-the-box. It'd look nice in your campsite, and it would probably help you with your cocktailcrafting.
441	Chef-Skull-In-The-Box		Inventory - Combine	This is a chef skull in a jack-in-the-box. He appears to be ready to start cooking, but he lacks the necessary equipment.
442	Bartender-Skull-In-The-Box		Inventory - Combine	This is a bartender skull in a jack-in-the-box. He appears to be ready to start making cocktails, but he lacks the necessary equipment.
443	Beer Lens		The Typical Tavern	This is a lens that has been ground out of the bottom of a beer bottle. It distorts things like a wah-wah pedal. Well, not exactly like a wah-wah pedal.
444	Beer Goggles	Accessory	Inventory - Combine	This is a pair of goggles made from two beer lenses.
445	Box-In-The-Box	Accessory	Inventory - Combine	This is a box, on a spring, in a box. You could keep a lot of stuff in here.
446	Nothing-In-The-Box-In-The-Box		Inventory - Combine	This is a something-in-the-box without the something.
447	Box-In-The-Box-In-The-Box	Accessory	Inventory - Combine	This is a box on a spring, in a box on a spring, in a box (not on a spring.) Isn't it weird how 'box' doesn't even look like a word anymore?
448	Foolscap Fool's Cap	Hat	The "Fun" House	This is a fool's cap, made of paper. Pretty cheap.
449	Big Red Clown Nose	Accessory	The "Fun" House	This is a big red clown nose. Not detachable, and rubber, like you'd think. No, I'd say it's more aptly described as severed and veiny.
450	Pretentious Paintbrush (Once Only)		The Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob	This paintbrush appears to have been used to create a large number of pretentious paintings. You know -- ones with deep inner meaning and symbolism and stuff.
451	Pretentious Paint (Once Only)		The Haunted Pantry	This is a palette covered with several colors of pretentious paint. There's Overblown Orange, Ironic Indigo, Sarcastic Scarlet. Every color of the hipster rainbow.
452	Disease	Combat Item	The "Fun" House	This is a handful of germs. This would probably give a monster a pretty nasty disease.
453	Sober Pill (Retired)	Usable	Inventory - Use Specific Item	This is a pill which will render you sober. So you can start drinking again. Lush.
454	Rusty Screwdriver (Once Only)		Degrassi Knoll	This is a rusty old screwdriver. Perhaps it once belonged to somebody named Rusty. Or perhaps not. The Untinker would probably be pretty pleased if you took this back to him.
455	Jumbo Olive	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is one of the most amazing olives you've ever seen. This olive is so amazing that you can't imagine ever giving it away.
456	Dry Martini	Booze	Inventory - Cocktail	A delicious olive plus some delicious gin equals a martini of extraordinary magnitude. Now that's your kind of math!
457	Ye Olde Golde Frontes	Accessory	The Shadowy Store	These make your teeth really shiny, and intimidate your opponents.
458	Continuum Transfunctioner	Accessory	The Crackpot Mystic's Shed	This is, as the Crackpot Mystic told you, an artifact of great power and great mystery. Its power is exceeded only by its mystery, and strangely, its mystery is exceeded only by its power.
459	White Pixel		Multiple, Format Coming	Pants of white satin, never reaching the end. Oh, how you love them.
460	Black Pixel		The 8-Bit Realm	This strange object appears to be a black dot, which could not, no matter how hard you tried, be separated into any smaller pieces. Odd.
461	Red Pixel		The 8-Bit Realm	This strange object appears to be a red dot, which could not, no matter how hard you tried, be separated into any smaller pieces. Mysterious.
462	Green Pixel		The 8-Bit Realm	This strange object appears to be a green dot, which could not, no matter how hard you tried, be separated into any smaller pieces. Weird.
463	Blue Pixel		The 8-Bit Realm	This strange object appears to be a blue dot, which could not, no matter how hard you tried, be separated into any smaller pieces. Bizarre.
464	Red Pixel Potion	Combat/Usable Item	The Crackpot Mystic's Shed	This is a digitized potion. It's red. That probably means it'll restore HP.
465	Blue Pixel Potion	Combat/Usable Item	The Crackpot Mystic's Shed	This is a blue potion made of Pixels. You have a feeling this would restore a lot of MP if you drank it.
466	Green Pixel Potion	Combat/Usable Item	The Crackpot Mystic's Shed	This is a green potion made of pixels. The resolution isn't high enough for it to bubble, but if it was, you can believe that it'd be bubbling with HP and MP restoring goodness.
467	Purple Pixel Pie	Food	The Crackpot Mystic's Shed	This is a pie, made of delicious purple Pixels. Smells delicious.
468	Ruby W		Multiple, Format Coming	This is a giant ruby in the shape of the letter W. That's... weird...
469	Wussiness Potion	Combat/Usable Item	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a potion which will make you feel weaker. In case you ever need to feel weaker, for some reason.
470	Imp Ale	Booze	Multiple, Format Coming	Straight from the finest brewery in Hey Deze, Imp Ale delivers full-bodied flavor, eternal damnation, and just a touch of hops.
471	Hot Wing	Food	Multiple, Format Coming	This is a delicious hot wing. It's hot, and, er, yeah,